haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

image

(via thewomvn)

attackoneyebrows:

HE DID THE THING

(via mysolopolopeeper)

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: mikevenom, via ceilingclint)

batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

(Source: milfhouse, via fake-mermaid)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

(via tsundereslasher)

(Source: awwww-cute, via fake-mermaid)

theloserestloserwhoeverlost:

Bisexual: *ends up in same sex relationship*
Society: THEY WERE GAY. WHOLE TIME. YUP. JUST SCARED TO COME OUT.
bisexual: *ends up in opposite sex relationship*
Society: STRAIGHT PEOPLE JUST EXPERIMENTING. ALL OF THEM.

(via rosison)

(Source: sseejmovies, via kasabeing)

booshcrafts:

alistairferrick:

I made a luxury comedy shirt! The shirt is a bit darker than it should be but I had the shirt lying around so I can’t complain.

This is brilliant!

(via theluxurycomedyblog)

(Source: rokkustyle, via rymdprins)

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via fake-mermaid)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles, via quow)